ABOUT ERIK SWANN (...alias Rowan, Matthias, Kyle, Matthéo, Espérance, Dude)

FUCK THE WORLD
PISSFAGGOT

CLASS : Rogue
GENDER : Yes
SEX : No
REGRETS : Nothing
DEUTSCH : Ja
STRENGTH :
LOSER :
FOX :
CAT :
HAIR :

Long, long ago, there existed a little thing named ESPÉRANCE. They were the beloved (?) host of the Phoenix System. Except, it kinda sucked at its job, so she stopped doing that and became resident coolthing. There was also another guy, ROWAN, whose activities consist of being a pathetic catboy. Now, an interesting thing to note is that Esp holds a part of Rowan's twin brother within ximself. One day, the two fused... And what do you get when you fuse Kyle and Rowan Swann ? You get their secret third brother, ERIK SWANN. Oh, and there's Postal 2 Dude in there too I guess.

Erik is a simple creature. He spends his days getting antsy about shit nobody cares about, thinking hard about hit Ubisoft game Rayman 1, drawing pictures of boys kissing, and listening to music big sister Espérance would be proud of. (of course i know him, she's me !) They somehow fell into the rabbithole of german music in middle school and have never gone back. He is not that good at german (alleged B2) but tries anyway. Don't say a damn word about KMFDM, I don't wanna hear about it, I don't like Sasha. Actually, I do, their first album was good, second album was peak like never before, the rest is kinda mid and a guilty pleasure. Except for Money, we love Money in this household. Symbols is good too.

This page is a WIP !